They got old. Of course they did. We’d met them in the nineties, and Charlene was nearly ten years older than Cass. My husband, Nally, likes Cass, though he’s irritated by Charlene. To this day, Nally construes her corrections of any story her husband tells as an attempt to steal the scene. (“If she might have noticed,” Nally groused the last time we saw them, “we were discussing the significance of the next argument before the Supreme Court.”) Cass—who’d walk through the room waving his hand as if shooing flies while his guests were debating philosophical positions or imagining the thoughts of the newest frightening dictator in the most recently jeopardized country . . . Cass was often on the way to the kitchen for a drink refill (his, vodka on ice; hers, merlot), glasses held aloft as he gestured. If the glasses weren’t completely empty, an ice cube or two might fall to the floor. They had a cat named Princess Margaret who loved ice cubes; she’d dart in and knock between her paws any that fell. “Refill your own damned drinks!” Cass told guests, and he meant it. He’d never pour you a third drink.
Early in our marriage, when I’d needed a new car, they’d sold us Charlene’s thirteen-year-old Ford for a dollar. Who could endure people coming to the house to stare at the car and ask unanswerable questions, when what they really wanted was a brand-new Mercedes, and whatever we said in the ad, it was never going to be anything but a Ford. Just take the thing!That arch way Charlene had of speaking: now she’s lost a breast to cancer, and she has a little crater in her nose where a melanoma was removed. She speaks as if she’s as distinct from others as italics are from regular type.
We (Cass’s former students, friends, past and present neighbors, and respected adversaries) had been invited to gather in Connecticut for the seventy-seventh birthday of Casswell Duncan Damaris by his wife, Charlene Andresson. (It’s important that a woman retain her maiden name, even if the concept of “the maiden” has been tainted by simple-minded people who’ve invented nonsense about the symbolism of unicorns and the plights of dashing knights). Charlene contacted us months ago to request our presence. Other people—young people—tolerate Charlene just fine, as I pointed out to Nally on our way to the party. Nally thinks that, as intelligent as I am, I’ve let my life become a soap opera, playing handmaiden to Cass and his opinionated wife. But Cass taught me all I know about literature! She gave me their car!