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Alabama Woman Finds Message from 1982 in Diet Sunkist Bottle
Alaska Woman Finds Valet Ticket Describing Her as Fat
Arizona Woman Finds Gray Pigeon Dressed to Impress
Arkansas Woman Finds Diamond at State Park
California Woman Finds Frog in Salad Box, Keeps It as Pet
Colorado Woman Finds 8.25-Carat Diamond at Arkansas Park
Connecticut Woman Searches for Child, Finds Parrot
Delaware Woman Finds Drunk Student Sleeping in Her Bed
Roach Finds Home in Ear of Florida Woman
Georgia Woman Finds Help for OCD
Hawaii Woman Finds World’s Heaviest Avocado
Idaho Woman Finds Joy Racing Sled Dogs with Family
Illinois Woman Finds Radioactive Material While Cleaning Basement
Indiana Woman Finds Growing Business in Art of Face-Painting
Iowa Woman Finds Peace, Serenity and Small Business in Lavender Field
Kansas Woman Finds Passion in Making Cheese
Kentucky Woman Finds Class Ring of Doctor’s Deceased Mother
Louisiana Woman Finds Naked Intruder in Her Tub, Eating Cheetos
Maine Woman Finds Two-Headed Baby Snapping Turtle
Maryland Woman Finds Marijuana in Order of Fries
Massachusetts Woman Finds Out She’s in Labor After Going to Hospital/p>